Thursday 3 October 2013

Albania: reasonable questions

Tony Blair is helping Albania join the European Union.  I have some questions.

How many impoverished Albanians will come to Britain once they have EU passports?  (The population of Albania is roughly three million.)

How many of those people will be Muslims?  (More than half the population of Albania are Muslims.)

How many Albanians will take up residence on Park Lane and use the nearest bush as a toilet?

Will any of them try to mug Tony Blair's daughter?

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